Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured