Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys