I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where