It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

If you Buy it You might Like it

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears