Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…
I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time
All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people