When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer