It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When