There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

Serve (one another) and Play (together)

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…