The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
