Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to
We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
