And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace
The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
