In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

In our western culture you shan’t take pride in the power you’ve cultivated over the Other so you have to convince yourself

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

I don’t get mad I get odd

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…