Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure

I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams