I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others