Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end

Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…