“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness
We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
We fear that the long game Is a long, lost game Because we find ourselves lost Forgetting how, on the surface of… We can plow forward in trust
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it
The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
