Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
