The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
Never Win Anything
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived
My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained
