Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

Never Win Anything

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…