I will gladly suffer fools for love

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb