I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with
