On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel
You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money
Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
Raised by pacifists I’ve finally made my peace With defending myself from pacifis…
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
