Time is relentless. Are you?
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…