When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment