How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
Following AI’s posthuman moral ca… And thus unsatisfied that hell isn… Human beings are bound and determi… To do the superego’s bidding And right that wrong
The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through
The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery
An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us
I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
