It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep

You keep the peace they get everything else

In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only

Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…