I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing