Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

100% of success is showing up on time

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories