A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force