Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both
The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
It’s always darkest before the yawn
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure