Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny