The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
I have an idea: I have no idea
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned
The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war
In Let there be plight the P is silent
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear
Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
