Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle