Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force

Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool

By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer