In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

Moses was both the greatest and th… Because he compared himself Not to his fellow man– An act which makes you smaller and… But to God

Whether or not God’s work Is a thankless task Is up to us

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em