It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better