I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…
In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
I changed My mind By following My heart
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
