Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…
The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
