When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone
