My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is