In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone
Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While
I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna
We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen