All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
Post-Enlightenment Secular Mater… Terminated in the pandemic lockdow… You could say The End of History Came after all
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive
