Dreams don’t come true; They are true

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

“The human body generates more bio…

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot