G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…