Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

So often Human beings go From needing the respect Of being noticed with attention To wanting the respect

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

When God made man in His image He made a choice To give us a choice God always has a choice And He always chooses the good

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie