Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success