I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

There is no Status quo But there is Status

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation