For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other