Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation