You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging