In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…
Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–
God is the world’s only super-bower
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
