But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me