History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come
I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
We are not material beings; We are embodied spiritual beings Language is how the spirit moves u… As in moves our bodies– Especially when words are set to m…
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
