The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I
In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill
As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
