My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending