A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…