Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone
God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that
As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away
In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere
We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
