God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg