To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

People don’t have beliefs, they ha… beliefs are just how we relate to… More simply: I am a relationship to desire

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…

I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go