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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Marriage Strands You on an Island Until You Embrace the Fact That It Really Is Forever, Which, Miraculously, Is Also the Moment You Realize You Never Want to Leave

As bumbling first mate to his captain
Gilligan wasn’t in charge
But he was the star of the show
Which is how the male ego understands marriage

Altre opere di Chris Gaither...
I’m in a Surveillance State of Mind

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
American End Stage

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…
“The genie escapes: Stanford copies the ChatGPT AI for less than $600”

Once the cost of AI turns negligi… the world to come becomes inexorab… and as conditions grow unintelligi… just know that you and I are repli… into beings who are far more execu…
We Are All Inigo Montoya. Yet We All Killed the Name-of-the-Father. And We Are All Preparing to Die.

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
You Are Perfectly Mistaken (and so Am I)

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes
You Are Guaranteed to Lose Your Soul in a Deal with the Devil Because It’s Only a Deal with the Devil If There Is No Risk Involved

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–
The Trial

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
Saved by the Gel

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
Freud Spilled the Beans but the Clean-up Is Almost Complete

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
What If You Played Hide-and-Go-Seek but Everyone Was It

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
I’m Torn

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
The Big Picture

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
Haiku

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
“No one wants to be defeated”

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
I’ll Tell You What They Want, What They Really, Really Want

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say



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