Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week